As of 12:01 AM Mountain Time on Wednesday, the first legal, open-to-the-general public cannabis shops in the United States may start selling their wares. In my Denver neighborhood, the dispensary next door to the first Chipotle restaurant opens for business at 10:00 AM, and I'm trying to guess what kind of car, truck, or other vehicle will be the first to screech to a smoky halt at this establishment's front door. Actually, the loadiest stoners aren't exactly conscious of, like, the clock, man, so this vehicle will probably show up on Friday at about 11:38 PM, and then the occupants will forget why they were there in the first place and go find a 7-11 to buy some Twin Bings… but for the purposes of discussion we're going to say 10:00 AM on the dot, stoniest motor vehicle. What is it?
The good old Type 1 Beetle (and its Transporter cousin) scores pretty high on the TCH-O-Meter, though you don't see many of them these days. Hippies back in the old days liked air-cooled Volkswagens because they'll run like crap better than any other car, which means that you can space out on maintenance for years and still drive; the air-cooled Volks is the only four-stroke four-cylinder engine I've ever seen that will run on one cylinder. There's no water to boil over, no complicated controls to confuse the driver.
The 1983-86 Toyota Tercel 4WD wagon is a favorite of Denver/Boulder wastoids, and it's also quite popular in the redwood country of California. Reliable, room for all your loser friends and their snowboards, friendly-looking, capable of chugging through fairly serious snow.
The 1961-64 Chevy Impala makes this list, because Cheech drove one in Up In Smoke.
My vote, however, goes to any vintage scooter. One look at a group of scooter freaks and you can tell they're smoking some stuff that would make even Willie Nelson freak out. What's your choice for Stoniest Vehicle of All Time?
from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com
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