Monday, September 1, 2014

Vellum Venom Vignette: My Brother’s Keeper

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Reader Request: discuss the Lincoln Mark VIII, preferably the second generation's modest restyle. He likely didn't care for my reply, as it follows my disapproval of the Original Testarossa versus that rolling abortion that disrespectfully ended Ferrari's most iconic series.

Then I parked beside a 2000 Mercury Sable on a fine Houston evening.

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Allow me to explain with Lincoln-Mercury fanboi facts. The 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII was an avant-garde reinstatement of Lee Iaococca's "Thunderbird designed by a guy named Vinnie" : blending delicious proportions of the 1989 Thunderbird, sculptural elements of the 1993 Ford Probe and the once-mandatory Continental DNA of the once-relevant Lincoln Brand.

The 1996 Sable, avoiding the ovoid pitfall of its Taurus sister ship, went four door Mark VIII: right down to the elegant roof and slender tail lights!

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Both the redesigned Mark VIII (1997) and the redesigned Sable (2000) took the original idea and milquetoasted it hopes of regaining lost sales. Neither worked, literally.

So let's go back to the parking lot.

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These brothers couldn't be more different, even if they are the same. How did the original coke-bottle remain appealing (if you like American luxury coupes) while its younger brother got married, had a family and multiple failed careers after 1999?

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When these two brothers meet their maker, bodies reincarnated into crap we buy at WalMart, their souls will uncomfortably meet in heaven. Those two kids lived unique lives, but they know there's no escaping the genetic connection. Blood is always thicker than water.

And the Cain and Abel reference? That's more for the bloodbath between the Testarossa and the 512M. That's gonna get ugly: 512M ugly.

Thanks for reading, I hope you have a lovely week.

 

 

 

 

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