Bob writes:
Hi Sajeev. I'm annoyed by styling that makes the trim height look wrong. Most cars today look like the front is sagging or the rear is too high. The stylists even slant side creases and trim strips down toward the front (Man, I hate that. – SM) to create this look even though a close look at the rocker panel shows that the car is level.
Why are they doing it? Does the public really like it?
Sajeev answers:
The delicate balance of physical + visual trim height adjustment is standard practice, proving itself over decades for both aerodynamic and stylistic enhancement. The problem? Jumping the shark.
Confused fender? (photo courtesy: speedhunters.com)
But uber radical trim height adjustment must be awesome, because people love the new super-slashy-buffalo-butted Corvette. Even if it gives me violent diarrhea faster than poorly cooked, low-grade beef.
FWIW, the Corvette's hyper-slashed profile makes sense if the front wheels were 16″ tall. Because that slash, starting subtle and (too) low in the fender and going up to a critical element of the quarter panel, is a mouth writing checks that the body can't cash.
Here are two insurance vans inspecting my leaky roof, clearly showing the sadness of over-styled side profiles. (They weren't parked close enough for a side shot with my phone, sorry.) It's clear that Chevrolet Nissan over-styled their vanlet while the older Ford retains the logical, rational, and wholly boring contouring of another era.
So, remember: "side styling that looks faster" is a necessary ingredient to car styling. While my professors at CCS demanded rocker panels perfectly parallel to the ground, adding anything (short of a sine wave) along the side profile was fair game, because creativity shouldn't be hindered by stamped sheets of metal (or plastic). As long as the rockers do not appear pre-bent (that's less than reassuring to shoppers) from an accident, it's all good.
Even if we hate the look, others will love it. Or they won't care enough to stop a new vehicle purchase to replace their clunker!
And opinions are like assholes, hence why this asshole takes forever to justify/publish his Vellum Venom critiques: first complain, then show specific problems and offer "better" alternatives. Half-ass the assholery and prepare to face even more wrath than an end of semester critique at CCS. And I ain't going through that again.
Thank you for reading.
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