Tim writes:
Sajeev,
One of the awful side effects of being really really good looking is that you tend to have lots of kids; and four kids later I find myself driving a VW Touran. It is the sensible-shoes option for the sexually successful in Europe- cheap to buy, cheap to run. Drinking in the TTAC cool aid, on a recent trip to the USA I booked a Lincoln Town Car for the six of us from Hertz, and ended up in a Dodge Durango; after which I have found a bit of red on my neck.
Its generosity of proportion, it's easy livin' spec (TV for the kids, keyless entry, self-opening boot, sat nav, sirus music…) made the trip back from the airport car park miserable. What car available in Europe makes family life easier (excluding stupendously expensive premium SUVs) if you have already mated; and thus do not need to tick the ego boxes of looks, brand and image.
Thanks,
Tim
Sajeev answers:
And here I thought you sexually successful people in Europe had more restraint, less braggadocio than us crude chaps in the States! Did Clarkson lie to us Yanks about our relative horrible-ness?
That said, how can you go wrong with a Chrysler Voyager in Europe? Considering your stunning "prowess" and the accompanying lack of ego (Porsche Cayenne, please?) that's simply not possible. This Autocar review is a fair assessment of our USA breadwinner, relative to the mainstream MPVs in your home continent.
Sure, the Ford Galaxy/S-Max, Seat Alhambra, VW Sharan and Vauxhall Zafira Tourer and all the rest possess sensible Euro styling sensibilities and (probably) superior diesel engines, but you don't need that shit. You need the Yankee van with the fold into the floor seats. Because it is bad ass. It's what embodies the American Spirit. All the goodies available in Chrysler's breadwinner add to your hustle game, with no red-necked side effects.
More to the point, you'd drive the Voyager as I do with TTAC's Rio Brown 1983 Ford Sierra Ghia: hipster ironically. Need an example to prove the point?
Here I am parked at BP's H-town headquarters enjoying a little break before tackling the pictured roundabout. While I'd normally give the task to my Texa-Guido Lincoln Mark VIII, the Ford Sierra was the more ironic choice. No doubt the displaced Brit that felt the need to add some "London" to Houston agrees with my choice.
ZOMG HOW IRONIC.
Tim, my friend, you could be this self-aware. You could be me and the Sierra: easily reproducing this in a Voyager somewhere near your place of residence. You gotta do it, to it…Son!
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