In The Fierce Battle With Morgan For German Sales Supremacy, Cadillac Relies On The Heavy Artillery

"Two questions." Our European contributor, Mirko Reinhardt, wants to test my knowledge. "First question: Last month was a pretty big month for Cadillac in Germany, relatively speaking. How many Cadillacs did GM sell? And second question: Which model sold best?" Oh, man. "To answer your first question, I want to be all sarcastic and say a hundred units or something snarky and haterade-ish like that, but maybe it was more like a thousand?" "Sorry, you're wrong. The answer is: Eleven. Cadillac sold eleven units. That's actually more than their monthly average for the year. Now, one particular Cadillac model sold 10 out of the 11 sold. Which one was it?" "Um, was it the one that Scott Burgess called 'The Cadillac of compact cars,' the Burgerkingring-conquering ATS?" "No." "Maybe it was the one that Scott Burgess called 'The Cadillac of coupes', the almighty CTS Coupe?" "No." "I'm guessing at this point that it was the one that Scott Burgess called 'The Cadillac of sports sedans,' the super-awesome CTS-V?" "No." "I give up. What was it?" "The Escalade." "Oh! The one that Scott Burgess called 'the Cadillac of Cadillacs.' No, wait, that's the hybrid. In another review, he called it 'the Cadillac of hybrids.' So it's the Cadillac of Cadillac hybrids. I think. I wonder why he never called it the 'Cadillac of Tahoes'? But the Germans aren't stupid enough to buy Escalade Hybrids. Has to be the regular version, right? "Yes. Morgan sold 13 cars, just for perspective." "That's, like, 20% ahead of Cadillac! Morgan is beating Cadillac! They must be even more autobahn-ready than the Cadillac of German Cadillacs, also known as the Escalade." "Lamborghini sold 12. Wiesmann, 7. That's a very exclusive group Cadillac is in. Ferrari did 78 Don't want to drive a Ferrari like everybody else? Buy a CTS. The one Cadillac that the company sold last month that wasn't an Escalade was a CTS." "Of course! Naturally the Germans would love the CTS. Former TTAC staffer Jonny Lieberman called his CTS-V 'the best German car sold today', or something like that. There must be a Motor Trend reader in Germany, right?" "Well…" "Maybe somebody checked the wrong box on the order form, otherwise it would have been 11 for 11 on the Escalade tip. What do you think Cadillac can do to catch Morgan in this month's sales race?" "It's past my bedtime." It turns out the Germans aren't particularly convinced by Cadillac's ostensible domination of the Burgerkingring. When they buy Cadillacs, the Lords Of Der Autobahnen Und Schtuff want what the rest of us want: a real Cadillac. Body on frame. Plush. Bouncy. In your face. Proper size. The hell with an Escalade. We know what Germans like. We know what Krauts want. from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com

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