Just when you thought things in America's Litigious Society couldn't get any weirder:
In the meantime, TTAC and its staff recommend that you do not "drive with your elbows while texting with your thumbs". Learn to drive with your knee. Just kidding. Do not, under any circumstances, drive with your knee. It is critical that you pay full attention to the road at all times, even while stopped in motionless urban traffic for minutes at a time, but particularly while trundling down a road where the speed is artificially limited to a fraction of the safe possible velocity in order to enhance local violation revenue. Do not ever text or drive, even if the road is empty. A rabbit, or a child, or a Clydesdale horse could appear out of nowhere. Make sure you look straight ahead and do not use MyFordTouch or CUE. Particularly not CUE, because that thing sucks. It's imperative that you face forward with your eyes open at all times. Do not blink. Consider being a productive doubleplusgoodthinking citizen and using public transportation instead. You can look at your iPad all you want and your chances of being raped by a fellow passenger range from slight (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) to virtually certain (any female under the age of fifty, not wearing a head-to-toe burlap sack). This message has been brought to you by The Voice Screaming Inside Ray LaHood's Skull. (A tip of the hat to Miss Kat King for the link.) from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com | |||
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
New Jersey Appeals Court: Text A Driver, Share Financial Liability For The Crash
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