If my personal relationship with Honda had a Facebook status, that status would be the one so beloved of mistresses, side pieces, and FWBs — namely, "It's Complicated". A decade ago, I took a gig reverse-engineering a piece of production-line equipment for them. I had never owned a Honda automobile at the time and I'd long since sold my first CB550. The car I drove to work at Honda was a black Volkswagen Phaeton.
Fast-forward to 2015. It's been some time since I took the King's shilling, so to speak, and the balance of payments between me and Ohio's finest automaker is very far in my personal favor. But as I write this, I am the owner of four Hondas. And I'd buy another one, if they'd just quit screwing with me about the details.
Long-time TTAC readers know about my Accord V6 6MT Coupe. You've heard about its stout-hearted engine and its rounded-off front tires and its paper-thin OEM floormats. And if you've been on the site for a while, you might know about Kellee, the CB550 that I bought in 2012 and put back on the road in 2015 with help from my friend Josh.
But I'm also the owner of two more Hondas: a VFR800 25th Anniversary and, as of about forty-five days ago, a new CB1100 "standard". As a result of that and my decision to sell my 944 at the beginning of the year, the scoreboard in my garage that used to read "Porsche 3: Honda 1″ now reads "Porsche 2: Honda 4″. I'd like to tell you all about the CB1100, from the 527-mile ride that I took on it the day I bought it, to the way it flat fucking leaps from a low-rev roll, to what it is like to have a beautiful woman on it sitting behind you with her arms around you and her eyes closed in blissful repose — but this is The Truth About Cars, not The Romantic Discussion Of Unfaired Motorcyles And Pretty Girls And Riding Around Downtown Columbus With No Helmet While Pretending To Be David Lee Roth At 1:34 In The "Panama" Video, so we'll save that for another time.
Let's talk, instead, about my Accord. I'm reliably informed by this very website that "non-sporty coupes" are on the way out. I'm also pretty sure that this is the last generation of Accord that will offer a V6. It's certainly the last generation of Accord that will offer the combination of a manual transmission and that bad-ass J35Y2 straight out of Anna, Ohio where you can smell the metal in the air when you get off the freeway and the Subway is basically the local fine-dining restaurant and the nineteen-year-olds come out in the afternoon with smudges on their perfect cheekbones, laughing in the sun and engaged in their private conversations while you lean against your Phaeton in a white shirt with someone else's name sewn above the pocket.
For that reason, I've considered selling my 2014 Accord, which is about to reach the 24,000-mile mark, and buying the 2016 Accord to replace it. Objectively this makes no sense; the 2016 Accord differs from the 2014 Accord in visual particulars and an upgrade to the in-car electronics. But you have to look at it like this: If there are no more Accord V-6 coupes, ever again, then it's best to have the newest and freshest one possible. Buying a new Accord means that I will be able to drive this kind of car two years or 24,000 miles longer before giving up and setting my future fifty-something self into whatever bullshit bug-eyed, phone-booth-esque, CVT-shifted, turbo-three-cylinder crossover turns out to be the final and solitary result of the current automotive market's quantum possibility collapse.
I have at least eighteen months to make this decision, since I figure that the 2017 model year will be identical to the 2016 and Honda's unlikely to can the six-speed halfway through 2016. At worst they'll pare-down the lineup in 2017 to make room for the inevitable Accord SE and I'll scramble for a remaining 2016 model. But which model would that be? And therein lies the annoyance.
Believe me, I truly appreciate Honda's steadfast commitment to making the manual transmission available. It's why I'm driving an Accord instead of a Camry XSE V6. But the manual V6 coupe is the stepchild of the line. In 2014, it was available in just three colors, two of which ("Modern Steel" and Black) are not colors so much as they are the absence, or totality, of color. In 2015, Honda threw a really nice white pearl with an ivory interior into the mix, too late for me to make that choice.
The company has also failed to make its top-of-the-line "Touring" model available as a couple here in the United States. (Elsewhere, there are apparently four-cylinder and six-cylinder Touring Coupes). That means that if you want LED headlamps in your Accord you have to get a sedan. For 2016, however, there's a Touring Coupe for the United States. It has LED headlamps. Woo hoo! And nineteen-inch wheels. That's probably an ugh!, given what heavier wheels do to light-footed cars like the current Accord.
When I heard that there was going to be a Touring-trim V6 coupe, I figured that was pretty much the tipping point for swapping my car out. I didn't have an invite to the press event, so I had to wait until the information on trim and equipment became common knowledge. This morning, Honda emailed me an invitation to look at the 2016 Accord configurator. Sure enough, there's a Touring coupe. It's available in seven colors, including the fascinating-looking Opal Blue Pearl. And…
…it's automatic-only. If I want a manual, I'm stuck with the same model (EX-L V6) that I have currently. And, unless I want to drive a bright-blue Accord coupe, which I don't, I'm stuck with the same choices of red, black, and grey from 2014. At least the price didn't go up too much and the i-MID display is multi-color now.
You know, I keep thinking that at some point, someone at Honda is going to get it. They're going to realize that the high-end V-6 Accords are basically the Yukon Denalis to the Acura TLX's Escalade, attracting a more favorable demographic of wealthier, more settled and brand-loyal customers than the pimped-out version across the street. And when they realize that, they're going to do something like offer a fully-loaded V6 manual coupe, and a fully-loaded V6 manual sedan, and they are going to capture the business of people who would otherwise drop $60,000 on a loaded-up S5 or 335i coupe. Don't laugh; there are a lot of Accords next to BMWs in the garages of the midwest.
On the other hand, maybe I should be grateful for Honda's less-than-perfect marketing. If their marketing team were as efficient as, say, Porsche's, then I'd be able to get any color I wanted for my Accord. But I'd probably be stuck with an automatic no matter what color I got, the same way buyers of the current 911 Turbo and 911 GT3 are assumed to be incapable of using a clutch. And I'd still be stuck with a manual day/night mirror unless I wanted to pay $1,195 for a Porsche Doppel-Mirror-System option package that made it impossible to have another option that would be similarly overpriced but also desirable, like Carbon Fiber Temperature Display Surround Variant Three. And at some point, I'd probably have to take my Accord in for an engine replacement, instead of the transmission replacement that the slush-shifted V6 Hondas used to get.
Maybe Honda will throw another color in the hopper for 2017. If you're listening, oh sacred marketing people of Torrance, where the sun always shines and no manufacturing takes place, then perhaps you'll hear my plea. How about… lime green?
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