There are few traditions at TTAC as hallowed as that of the "low-quality point-and-shoot photo used as centerpiece of article". The undisputed master of this genre, the Mapplethorpe of the grainy tree-growing-mysteriously-out-of-a-car's-trunk-just-above-the-glowing-date-stamped-on-the-shot, was TrueDelta's Michael "TrueDelta" Karesh, of TrueDelta. Some of his work was so bad it approached the status of art. If I had space on my walls at home, I'd enlarge and frame some of the shots, and give them names, like Silver Hump On Equally Silver Car, In Shadow. Then I would sell them to wealthy Russian immigrants and become rich enough to fund my long-awaited Lifetime autobiographical movie in which Colin Farrell would get fat just so he could play me in my forties.
So as you look at the Zaxxon-esque pixelation of the above photo, try to think of it less as "Jack doesn't own an actual camera" and more like "Jack is honoring the spirits of all who have gone before under the red-and-white masthead". Or something like that. And before you waste too much time trying to figure out what the photo actually shows, I'll tell you: it's the door hinge on a nearly new RAM ProMaster cargo van, and it is rusting.
The cynic in me says, "Well, the Mercedes Sprinter has been, and continues to be, the most rust-prone vehicle since the 1983 Civic 1500GL, and it continues to sell in remarkable volume at prices that could almost be characterized as 'predatory' compared to the outgoing Ford Econoline and Chevy Express. In light of that demonstrated customer apathy, why shouldn't the ProMaster rust? For that matter, why shouldn't the Transit rust? The old Transits had reputations for rust in the UK long before we ever saw the nameplate here."
The former Ford van salesman in me, on the other hand, looks at the current lineup of available "Euro-style" vans and wonders whether American commercial customers really want them. Consider the following options:
- 2015 RAM Promaster, 118″ WB, 3.6L Pentastar/280HP, $29,735
- 2015 Ford Transit, 130″ WB, 3.7L Duratec/275HP, $29,735
- 2015 MB Sprinter, 144″ WB, 2.1L Diesel/161HP, $35,995
The outgoing E-150 was nominally priced at $28,200 and offered much less space than any of these. The Chevrolet Express, the last of the old-school vans, starts at $29,555. So what's the problem? It's just this: the old vans didn't sell for anything close to MSRP, and they lasted more or less forever. In the late Nineties we used to shove six-cylinder 150 Econolines out the door for fifteen grand all day. As late as two or three years ago, the major dealers were still selling base vans for $19,995 on the weekends.
The new vans cost more, they have fewer incentives available, and the dealers have less room to move. It also remains to be seen how expensive they will be to operate. The Sprinter has gained a reputation over the years for requiring frequent and costly service. It also rusts, particularly in the salt states. I've been reading the European commercial-van sites and, from what I can gather, Ford has made major strides with the current generation Transit. The Fiat Ducato? Well, it's intended for use in countries like Italy and France. How well will it do in Ohio?
The photo above suggests it won't thrive in places where any unprotected metal rusts overnight, but I could be wrong about that. One swallow does not a summer make, and one rusty hinge doesn't mean that the ProMaster will rust like the Sprinter. But if I ran a small business, I'd wonder.
I'd also wonder why, in a segment where low initial cost and longevity mean about as much to the customers as quarter-mile time does to buyers of supercharged ponycars, the manufacturers have collectively forced an "upgrade" on those customers at considerable expense. Say what you like about the old vans, they were durable and very well-understood. I have no doubt the Transit is better in every way than the old E-150, which wasn't a modern design when I was selling it in 1996. But the additional cargo space and increased fuel economy mean very little to customers who don't fill the box all the way and who leave the vans idling in loading zones half of the time. They'd rather have hinges that don't rust. Or if they're going to rust, they should at least be bulky enough to last a while with rust on them.
Alfred North Whitehead wrote, "It is the business of the future to be dangerous…" As I survey the current automotive landscape, with its super-sized family cars, mandatory automatic transmissions, four-door coupes, wagons on stilts, and miniature luxury CUVs, I wonder if perhaps the manufacturers haven't confused dangerous with obnoxious.
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