Every so often, my mind starts to wander to various random automotive related topics. Take, for instance, the Chevy SSR. Here's a car that makes absolutely no human sense: a half-convertible, half-pickup truck with two seats and a cover over the bed to make sure you can't transport anything larger than a toilet seat.
So GM develops the SSR, and they bring the thing to market, and it just draws universal laughter. I mean, car enthusiasts, the press, random people on the street. They see this thing and its huge fenders, and its ridiculous size, and its substandard interior, and everyone asks: what the hell was General Motors thinking?
And now, guess what? The damn SSR is still averaging more than $25,000 on AutoTrader. The thing is ten years old, and it's still bringing half its value, whereas a 10-year-old Chevy TrailBlazer is worth approximately the same money as a yard sale copy of Monopoly with a couple of plastic hotels missing.
So I wonder about how this happened. And then also, sometimes, I wonder about station wagons.
As car enthusiasts, we love station wagons. What I mean here is, us car enthusiasts believe that station wagons are the finest way to transport a family, because sedans don't have enough room, minivans are boring, and SUVs are like road-going versions of Satan.
So we love station wagons, and we think station wagons are really cool, and we always implore people to buy station wagons, and instead they always buy a RAV4.
But I've recently started to wonder something: would we still love wagons if they were popular?
A lot of people will immediately say yes. OF COURSE we would still love them if they were popular, some enthusiasts will say. My love for wagons is not based on their POPULARITY!!!! It is because they offer SUV packaging in a cool, car-like package! It has nothing to do with the fact that every suburb-dweller has a RAV4 or a CR-V, whereas only the coolest people among us have wagons!
But I'm not quite so sure.
Let's take, for example, the Subaru Outback. This is a car that's generally loved by enthusiasts because it has kind of reinvigorated the whole wagon segment. People who weren't even considering wagons before are suddenly buying the Outback, even though it's – and I'm putting this mildly here – a little dull.
Indeed, it's actually a lot dull. If you look at the Outback objectively, here's what you see: front-based all-wheel drive. A 175-horsepower engine. Nearly 3,900 pounds of curb weight. And a continuously-variable automatic transmission. These are not usually the makings of a car enthusiast car. But we give the Outback a pass, because it's a wagon, and we love wagons, and blah blah blah.
So then here's the question: what if everyone had a car that matched these specs?
Yes, consider it: what if the Toyota Venza was a 3,900-pound wagon with 175 horses and a CVT, rather than a faux-minivan with SUV marketing? And what if the Honda Crosstour was a 3,900-pound wagon with 175 horses and CVT, rather than a strange-looking bug-shaped hatchback. And what if Mitsubishi had any automobile that could possibly manifest itself as a station wagon? Or even a midsize sedan?
In other words: if wagons were everywhere, what would we think? Would we still love them?
I'm kind of thinking no, we wouldn't. Imagine a world where mom's driving around in a 4-cylinder Ford wagon with a CVT, and dad's driving around in a front-wheel drive Chevy wagon, and grandma has a Cadillac wagon, except it isn't a CTS-V, it's an Eldorado with a long roof and a 4-speed automatic tuned for a) comfort and b) complete failure at 75,000 miles.
It's hard to imagine this kind of world would be something we car enthusiasts would appreciate. Therefore, I think the popularity of wagons among car enthusiasts is, in some form, rooted in their lack of popularity among the general public. In other words: if wagons were as popular as SUVs, and everyone drove them, and mom had one, and dad had one, and the guy down the street had one, and our neighbor had a beat-up used one, would we really still wax poetic about the joys of wagonhood?
My money is on no, we wouldn't. What do you think?
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