| It takes a really special Geo Metro to achieve Junkyard Find status; the last one that managed the feat was this bright green electric-powered '95, which turned out to be a Ree-V conversion made in Colorado during the EV optimism of the late 2000s. During a trip to my old San Francisco Bay stomping grounds a few weeks ago, I spotted today's Junkyard Find parked just a few yards away from this will-make-you-haz-a-sad 1960 Nash Metropolitan. These conversions (if based on a GM car, the correct term is "El-Caminoization"; Fords are "Rancheroized" and Chryslers get "Rampagized") usually result when a hooptie car owner who owns a Sawzall but no cash really wants a pickup truck, right now. This one looks like it was built pretty well, by the standards of the genre. No big-block Suzuki four-banger here; this is the genuine 50-plus-MPG three-cylinder engine. Cargo capacity is quite small, which is a good thing considering the front-drivedness and tiny size of this machine. The Metro wasn't quite as miserably slow as you'd expect, but that's more due to low expectations than actual performance. The Apple sticker is a weird touch; the kind of person who would build such a hacked-up piece of backyard engineering most likely doesn't feel comfortable with the don't-resist-the-Cupertino-way philosophy behind Apple products. I'd guess that the builder of this car runs non-Cupertino/non-Redmond operating systems on surplus hardware. Of course, it's possible that the builder sold his or her Metroamino to someone who bought it for a single Burning Man trip and then scrapped it. What's next, a Geo Stormamino? A Cateramino? Achievamino?
from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com |
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