| Given that just about everything Chrysler built for much of the 1980s and 1990s had some connection to the original K Platform, I don't pay much attention to Ks when I see them in the junkyard. In fact, this '83 Aries was the last "pure" K Car we've seen in this series. When I see an Aries K wagon with perfect Whorehouse Red interior, however, that's when I reach for my revolver camera. The interior of this car looks showroom-spotless, right down to the I Can't Believe It's Not Velour™ upholstery and You'd Have To Suspend The Crap Out Of Your Disbelief To Think This Is Real Wood™ interior trim. The Chrysler 2.2 engine had an overhead cam and electronic fuel injection by 1988, which made it comparable to the powerplant of an intergalactic starship when placed side-by-side with the Stone Age GM Iron Duke engine. You'd hope that this space-saver spare was just used to get the car onto the flatbed for its final ride to the junkyard, but I'm betting that the last owner of this car put 5,000 high-speed highway miles on it. It's a K-Car tradition. Chrysler figured that reminding customers about front-wheel-drive would somehow sell more cars, because… the Accord had front-wheel-drive?  We really can't talk about the K-Cars without discussing the United States government's bailout of Chrysler in 1979. Oh, sure, the Chrysler Jihad will tell you that it wasn't a real bailout, because loan guarantees aren't the same as cash handouts… but what would have happened to those loans if Chrysler had gone under? Pay up, Uncle Sam! Anyway, happy ending, because the K bought Chrysler another quarter-century of life.
from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com |
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