Man Attacks Junker Hearse In Canadian Tire Parking Lot, Is Detained, Released

Almost every car guy has experienced being pushed over the brink by a car so evil it could be characterized as possessed. A man in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada wanted to perform his own exorcism on an old hearse in a Canadian Tire parking lot before sending it off to the big crusher in the sky over the weekend. After parking the hearse at the Canadian Tire outlet, the man entered the store to procure his exorcism tools – a crowbar and sledgehammer – and after declining the receipt was overheard saying, "When I'm done with these, no one will want them back." The man then proceeded to release his divine fury on the hearse, which appears to be an old Cadillac, and was standing on the roof with sledgehammer in hand when police officers arrived. After cuffing and questioning the man, he agreed to clean up the debris of the evicted demons and was released. "He had the salvage company on the way for it, so he wanted to get his licks in before it went," said Sgt. David Publicover of Halifax Regional Police. "That's pretty much it. "He just wanted to give it a goodbye, I guess." from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com

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