What Does This Thing And Volkswagen Have In Common? Too Much

Chinese media has written for a while that Volkswagen and its Shanghai joint venture with SAIC will do a new "Chinese" brand called "Tianyue" by the Chinese, or "Tantus" by the longnoses. Only Carnewschina did some research and tells us what those names really mean. Careful, do not read on if you are offended by "mature" content, or could be fired for reading such. China doesn't seem to be content with strongly "recommending" to foreign makers that they should add a "Chinese" brand. Now foreign makers also "should" add a Chinese brand for EVs. Even Toyota, long opposed to any Chinese brands, caved it and allegedly will offer electric vehicles under a Chinese brand. BMW will have a Chinese EV brand. Volkswagen already has a Chinese EV brand named Kaili, together with FAW. "Equal time!" shouts VW's joint venture in Shanghai. Not to upset anyone, Shanghai Volkswagen also will get a separate, Chinese brand for EVs. The brand is called "Tianyue" by the Chinese, or "Tantus" by the longnoses. "Tianyue" is Chinese for "Over (the) Heaven", Carnewschina tells us. As for "Tantus," we would have thought it is one of those made-up names that comes out of a computer that checks trademarks all over the world. Not so. Or the computer failed. In a bad way. Google "Tantus," and you find "Tantus Technologies," a consulting firm. One finds also the Nevada company (link NSFW) Tantus Inc., which, according to (link NSFW in Utah) Wikipedia "is a company that produces silicone sex toys, including vibrators, dildos, butt-plugs and strap-on harness kits." Tantus products are loved by all kinds of people. The people of Amazon for instance (link not SFW at all) say: "IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN YOU SIMPLY MUST OWN THIS, it will revolutionize your sex life." There is more, Google with care and not from your place of work. Where were we? Ah, yes, Chinese EVs from Volkswagen. What do you expect from a company that called it's distribution network Fuck? from The Truth About Cars http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com

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